Friday, March 30, 2012
Texas Supreme Court Modifies Open Beaches Act
Monday, August 29, 2011
Ron Paul Claims Survivors of the 1900 Galveston Hurricane “survived without FEMA”
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Goodnight Irene
Friday, September 19, 2008
Ike Sucks
OK, well I suppose if Pete Olson can call me a “prominent local Democrat blogger,” Colleen can do what she wants. I can, too. Notice I have a link to her blog in my “Faves” blogroll now.
But I digress.
Ike really sucks. I came out of the storm relatively unscathed compared to others. My backyard fence blew down and that was no surprise, it was 15 years old and coming apart anyway. I lost power at 8:30 but it was restored a mere 22 hours later. TV and internet were out for 5 days and it was fun to see the neighborhood kids outside playing and families going for walks.
It brought back memories of my childhood.
But during my childhood, the wind didn’t knock over fences, trees, houses and trailers. The rain fell vertically.
Sometimes the ground moved up and down and side to side but that’s life on the faultline. People here tell me that they’d take a hurricane over an earthquake any day.
I beg to differ.
You see, when there’s an earthquake there is no warning. There is no one on the news with “cones of uncertainty” showing where the earthquake is likely to hit.
For five straight days.
And in most earthquakes the devastation is localized to the epicenter and maybe a few square miles around it. A hurricane is an earthquake with legs.
An earthquake will knock things over. A hurricane will wipe things off the map.
Don’t believe me? Take a look at two photographs that inspired this piece. The first photo is the “before” shot of a part of the Bolivar Peninsula.

This next photo is the “after” shot of just about the exact same area.

Some of those houses simply aren’t there anymore. There isn’t even any debris, just bare earth.
I don’t know for sure, but I assume that the Bolivar Peninsula was named in honor of the South American Revolutionary Simόn Bolívar. Bolivar is one of those place names that Texans love to mispronounce. Where I grew up Bolivar was pronounced bo-LEE-var, with a stress on the second syllable. Here in Texas it’s pronounced BAWL-eh-ver.
But I suppose there is some good to the place name mispronunciations that you run across all the time here.
Like how Texans pronounce the name “Fuqua” as opposed to how Californians would.
Californians would never name a place “Fuqua.”
Saturday, September 13, 2008
I Don’t Like Ike
And the best thing about having no electricity is that you get to barbecue every night.
I’m writing this from the Fort Bend Democrats Rosenberg headquarters which not only has power, but TV and internet. We are operational and even better organized than ever.
Now when I was listening to my portable radio this morning, a simulcast of the local ABC affiliate, the news anchor got a call from a big FEMA director in
“For all these people in the flooded areas, trapped on their rooftops, is there a special signal that they should be giving the search and rescue helicopters as they do their over flights of these stricken areas?”
“I’m going to hand the telephone over to the Coast Guard commander here at the emergency response center who can better answer your question.”
“For all these people in the flooded areas, trapped on their rooftops, is there a special signal that they should be giving the search and rescue helicopters as they do their over flights of these stricken areas?”
Said the Coastie:
“Well, ahhh, they can wave their arms or a flag or a towel.”
Another reason why Texans should hate the regime that they so joyfully voted into power.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Hold On To Your Butts
Hurricane Ike is here. The wind has built up all day. Depending on how Ike behaves, I could be in for a wild ride tonight. Or I could be kept up all night with an annoying wind.
If you don’t hear from me for awhile it’s because I can’t coax a single electron with potential out of my power lines.
See you on the flip side.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Yikes! It’s Ike!
This time 3 years ago we were all watching as the forecast tracks of Hurricane Rita curved their way across the Gulf, first forecast to hit south Texas, then Freeport, then aimed at ME, and then tracking in at the Texas-Louisiana border.
Now it looks like Ike is pulling the same stunt.
And so, friends and neighbors, keep high and dry and if you don’t hear from me after tomorrow (Thursday) it’s because I’m busy burrowing in.