Boehner: Size Matters

So John Boehner became Mr. Speaker today, but at the cost of having his family values exposed on CSPAN.

Apparently, to Speaker Boehner, size matters.

But don’t just take my word for it, the video speaks for the Speaker.

That is one big gavel.

The handle is longer than your average brick hammer’s handle. Longer than most hand tool handles.

And the width of the business end of the hammer makes most beer cans, Australian beer cans, mind you, dwarf in comparison.

Sort of answers the burning question of the day that is posed to every female porn star that I have ever seen interviewed: what matters most, length or girth.

Boehner’s answer to this question?

Yes.