Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Louie Gohmert On Line Drawing

Congresscreep Louie Gohmert (R – Batguano Crazy) has delivered another oeuvre for us progressive liberals to celebrate. It seems whenever Gohmert opens his mouth bat-sourced nitrates fall out and we liberals are driven to exaltation and prayers of thanks to Baby Jesus.
In a conference call for Tea Party Unity, Gohmert made the logically impossible comparison between gun ownership, gay marriage and beastiality.
No, I’m serious. This man has no equal for brain farts.
Quoth the Gohmert on gun magazine size:

“Well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? What’s wrong with nine? Or eleven? And the problem is once you draw that limit; it’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman any more, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not, somebody has a love for an animal?”

And the good news is that this nonsense doesn’t seem to have an end. Teabagger pols are in competition to corner the market on nutcase logic that redefines, on a daily basis, what constitutes the moral compass of the New Republican Party.

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