Fox News: George Bu . . . er . . . Britney Spears is the Most Foolish American!

Have you seen this You Tube video capture of a Fox News report on the most foolish American? It was a Fox News sponsored poll conducted by Opinion Research, Inc.

It’s hilarious.

It’s sleight of hand.

The Rupert Murdoch-owned television network conducts this poll every year, and for the past 4 years they found that the most foolish person of the year was Michael Jackson.

And who is it on this April Fool's Day? Why it’s Britney “Baldy Baby Bobbler” Spears!

No, really. Frontrunner Britney Spears edged out President George W. Bush by 7 percentage points. It was Britney Spears, 33%, George Bush, 40%.

Britney is such a lame-o fool.

“No, wait,” you say, “Bush BEAT Britney Spears by 7%!” “It’s in the graphic with George Bush clearly shown at the bottom with 40% of the vote!”

Well, all I can say is this: if you read the graphic instead of listening to the words and watching the pictures of foolish, foolish Britney, then you must not watch Fox News and rely on this website for your Fox News news.

How do I know this?

Avid Fox News watchers don’t read.

Here’s the video clip.

Newsy News For 27 February

Well it looks like Britney Spears, in a Malibu Rehab facility after a breakdown in her marriage to Kevin Federline, is on suicide watch. Her manager, Larry Rudolf, denied it, though in saying this:

“She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better”.

Then Anna Nichole Smith’s mother is appealing a Florida court’s decision to let her daughter’s attorney bury Anna Nichole in the Bahamas next to her son. Anna’s mother Virgie Arthur, is claiming in the appeal that the Florida judge

“had no authority under Florida law to grant custody of Smith's body to the girl's advocate, and that she is the ‘legally recognized person’ to take her daughter's remains”.

And then there is the custody battle between Howard K. Stern, Anna’s boyfriend at the time of her death, and two other guys for Anna's baby, 5-month old Dannielynn.

Fox News says that Britney’s problems all stem from post-partum depression and we also hear that, according to one of her ex-husbands, she may well end up like Anna Nichole.

And then American Idol singer, Antonella Barba apparently posed nude and semi-nude in photographs that have made their way to the internet. Producers of the American Idol TV show told Barba that they are “reviewing the most recent, and most explicit, photos”. Barba doesn't believe her position on the show has been jeopardized by the pictures.

And oh yes, eighteen children playing in a park in Ramadi, Iraq were blown up by a car bomb today. This is on top of 6 police officers killed by a truck bomb in Mosul, five people killed by a roadside bomb in central Baghdad, five more southeast of Baghdad, and three US soldiers killed by an IED along a road southwest of Baghdad. Thirty seven in all. Tack onto that the 23 that died in a suicide bomb attack at the gates of Bagram air base in Afghanistan, a bomb meant for Dick Cheney to at least hear, and you have an even sixty deaths in our two war zones.

Just thought you’d like to know.