Thursday, April 05, 2007

Fox News: George Bu . . . er . . . Britney Spears is the Most Foolish American!

Have you seen this You Tube video capture of a Fox News report on the most foolish American? It was a Fox News sponsored poll conducted by Opinion Research, Inc.

It’s hilarious.

It’s sleight of hand.

The Rupert Murdoch-owned television network conducts this poll every year, and for the past 4 years they found that the most foolish person of the year was Michael Jackson.

And who is it on this April Fool's Day? Why it’s Britney “Baldy Baby Bobbler” Spears!

No, really. Frontrunner Britney Spears edged out President George W. Bush by 7 percentage points. It was Britney Spears, 33%, George Bush, 40%.

Britney is such a lame-o fool.

“No, wait,” you say, “Bush BEAT Britney Spears by 7%!” “It’s in the graphic with George Bush clearly shown at the bottom with 40% of the vote!”

Well, all I can say is this: if you read the graphic instead of listening to the words and watching the pictures of foolish, foolish Britney, then you must not watch Fox News and rely on this website for your Fox News news.

How do I know this?

Avid Fox News watchers don’t read.

Here’s the video clip.

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