Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Paris Hilton, I Apologize For My Past Criticisms

Now I am perfectly willing to admit when I have been wrong. And now I see that Paris Hilton has the ability to make a forceful argument against “that wrinkly white haired guy” who so unfairly besmirched her good name on major media outlets, I want to make proper amends.

Note to McCain: when you verbally and videographically attack a person who has the financial wherewithal to properly answer, probably with more wherewithal than you and yours possess, make sure you have your ducks in order.

Make sure you leave no openings for a cute counter punch.

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By the way, in case you are curious, the bleeped word begins with a “B” and rhymes with “witches.”

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