Thursday, September 19, 2013

Jesus Saves Tom DeLay

Well, good ol' Tom "Hot Tub Tom" DeLay got his felony conviction overturned by a Texas 3-judge appeals court today, and from a video you can see here, he is giving Jesus full credit.
 
"I just thank the Lord for carrying me through all of this."
 
But not one word of praise for Dick DeGuerin, his high-priced lawyer, or the two Republican justices on the 3-justice panel who overruled the Texas jury that found him guilty as sin. Jesus did all that.
 
...and later, reflecting on his future...
 
"...there's too much other things that the Lord wants me to do."
 
I just bet that not only Jesus has something for Tom to do, but Dick DeGuerin Probably has something that he wants DeLay to do.
 
Pay him.
 
So-called justice sometimes comes with a big price tag.

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