In Texas we couldn’t accomplish a winning vote outside of a wet paper bag. Rick Perry, arguably the most corrupt governor in its history is also the most re-elected governor in its history.
Congratulations Texas, you have lived up to my Californian expectations.
In Paradise, also known as California, people of reason elected a tried and true Democrat to lead the state. Jerry Brown triumphed against a really bad opponent, a rich Republican who tried to buy votes with her millions of eBay money.
It’s time for me to go.
It’s time for me to rejoin my people.
I hate how the people who live around me vote. Jesus had it correct.
“Father, forgive them for they for they do not know what they are doing.”