Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Out Among 'Em: The Sugar Land Sore Losers’ Tea Party

I need a shower.

I just spent the evening out among my central adversaries, the right wing radical fringe of the Republican Party as it exists in Fort Bend County, Texas. I was among shaven heads, handlebar moustaches and blue hair. I was surrounded by gun nuts and church ladies.

It was good to get out and see what the people are doing on that other planet.

Because I am here to tell you that I live here in the heart of red neck heaven. I felt as welcome as a wart on the end of Miss Austin Rodeo’s nose – who was in attendance.

As was my congressman, Pete Olson, and that former weatherman on KHOU Dr. Neil Frank.

And some others too numerous or negligible to mention.

This is worth a couple of days’ postings at my rate – I do have another life. So let me just give you these two teasers that I took with my camera.

More photos - and video are coming.

(Oh, and sorry about the profane sign. I could have edited it but then you would have missed some of the flavor - or shall I say odium - that existed at their tea rally).

I need a shower.

Tax Day Tea Parties Across the Nation

Just what you want to see. The Sore Losers Club out in the sunshine on April 15th. Here is a sampler of what is occurring today across the nation.


Yep. This is what I call a unified silent majority shaking their fists at both parties over their moral outrage at the corporate bailouts.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Grand Old Tea Party

April 15th is not my favorite day of the year. It’s usually a day that I find myself in line at the post office making sure that my mail has an April 15th postmark.

And usually I have lots of company. People who, for one reason or another, wait to file their federal returns at the last minute. But this year, who knows, maybe it’ll be different. Because if you are to believe what you hear over the airwaves and what you read in the news, everyone will be at a tea party.

Or should I say TEA party.

The TEA party in question is being organized by a group of people who call themselves Taxed Enough Already or TEA.

A group that I like to call The Sore Losers Club.

Because nearly everywhere this event is being promoted as a mass gripe session for people who don’t like Barack Obama and his tax and spend Democratic ways.

There is some disagreement whether this is a tea party or a TEA party. If you look here you see it spelled out all lower case and the organizers claim that it’s not a Republican event. Or an anti-Obama gripe session.

Really.

The organizers of the Fort Bend County tea party claim that their event is a bipartisan one. They’re mad at both parties for the bailouts and the stimuli. She says it this way:

“People think this is about President Obama, but it’s not. It is about making a change in government. They’re making bad decisions. These stimulus bills are out of control. I’ve worked hard all my life and no one has given me a handout.”

But when you look here, at the national official TEA party site, you see that TEA is an acronym.

And at that website you see a litany of complaints, none of them directed at the administration that arranged a $750 billion bailout for their friends last fall. A bailout that was paid out apparently with no one watching the door.

Or the windows.

Or the cash register.

Not to mention the fact that it was a Republican congress and a Republican administration that made the whole financial crisis possible.

No if you are to believe the vitriol at that site, all of this is Obama’s fault. And the Democrats.

That and, by the way, we are Taxed Enough Already.

The acronym, you know, makes this event the most poorly timed event of the new millennium.

And why do I say this? Because tomorrow my bi-monthly check arrives from my employer. A check whose net to me will be $13 LARGER because the Obama Administration and the Democratic congress passed a law, a law that the TEA party website apparently resents, that decreased American employees’ federal withholding.

And better yet, the budget, when passed, will contain a sizeable tax cut for me because I, like 95% of all Americans, don’t pull down at least a quarter million a year.

Beautiful. A tax protest on a day when there is uniform enrichment of Americans.

From taxes.

But getting back to the Fort Bend tea party, this is a gathering that has all of the hallmarks of being one for the books. Republicans in Fort Bend County are fanatical by reputation and are given to say and do some really awful things. So despite the soft-peddling of the event being done by its organizers, this event will be as polarized as it can be: an anti-Obama, anti-Democratic Party (aka “The Winners”) rally.

“No taxation without representation.”

Hoo, boy.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Somali Pirates Have a New Policy?

Perhaps underscoring how really crazy things are in that part of the world, a part of the world where a permanent state of lawlessness is the rule, we have a Somali pirate issuing a press release.

“From now on, if we capture foreign ships and their respective countries try to attack us, we will kill them (the hostages).”

Well . . . yes.

I thought that was the policy all along. Do they mean by this new “from now on...” announcement that prior to the United States taking out three pirates with three head shots using three bullets from three sniper rifles, there was something else they were going to do to their hostages if someone tried a rescue attempt?

I don’t think I ever heard of an alternative scenario.

The mind reels then. What was it that they WERE going to do to their hostages if they are attacked by nations attempting to save them?

What WAS the policy?

Tattoo them?

Crazy glue their eyebrows to the floor?

Take racy photos of them and upload them to the internet?

After all, we are talking about a bunch of teenagers. Maybe that’s what they had in mind before the US Navy took three of their number out with such ease.

Or maybe they just got confused from watching too many Peewee Herman movies.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Navy Seals Grease Somali Pirates: Arrrrrr

In another Easter miracle, trained snipers aboard the USS Bainbridge ended the ordeal of Captain Richard Phillips, taken hostage by a small group of Somali pirates, by introducing high velocity projectiles to their exploding flesh.

In honor of the three Somali pirates that will soon be contributing their organic matter to the cosmic compost pile, I will post what are, in my opinion, the three worst pirate jokes ever created:

What's a pirate's favorite food?
Arrrrrtichokes.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.

A pirate walks into a bar with a big wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says, "Did you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
The pirate says, “Aaarrr matey, it's driving me nuts.”

Saturday, April 11, 2009

And Jesus Said . . .

“Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”

Matthew 5:10

“Judge not that ye be judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: And with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.”

Matthew 7:1,2

How can those who call themselves Christians make such a fuss over people whose only “crime” is to profess love to a person of the same sex? Jesus was clear about what happens to people such as these. Yet they persist.

From The Washington Post:

“Faith organizations and individuals who view homosexuality as sinful and refuse to provide services to gay people are losing a growing number of legal battles that they say are costing them their religious freedom.”

Examples, of course follow.

The doctor who refused to artificially inseminate a lesbian

The psychologist who refused to counsel a gay couple who were experiencing difficulty in their relationship.

The Christian group that was not recognized by a law school at a University of California campus because it denied membership to anyone “practicing sex outside of traditional marriage.”

And they are taking their cases to court.

And they are losing.

“… gay groups and liberal legal scholars say they are prevailing because an individual's religious views about homosexuality cannot be used to violate gays' right to equal treatment under the law.”

On this eve of the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus, I think it’s appropriate to remind Christians of their solemn duty to obey His teachings. Not only because it is the right thing to do, and not only because Jesus said so. But also because it looks like these troublesome Christians will more than inherit the wind as they go about their ways professing their devout religion while denying others of their rights under the law.

They’re losing in court.

In Texas They Just Want to See Your Papers

Want to vote in Texas? There are some around there who don’t want you to do that. Mainly because they are afraid that you won’t vote for the proper candidate. For the correct ballot proposition.

They’re afraid of what would happen if you voted the way you want to, rather than the way they want you to.

Like how they might not be able to hold office anymore.

So to conquer their fears, they make you afraid instead. They spread wild rumors of rampant voter fraud, Mexicans streaming into the state to cast their illicit ballots using easy to forge voter registration cards.

And who knows, maybe Muslims, too.

Muslims look a lot like Mexicans, you know. A lot of them have brown skin, just like Mexicans.

They tell you these things and people become afraid, and people who are afraid sometimes do foolish things. Like support the passage of a law requiring all voters to present a photo ID at the polls.

An ID that they have to pay for.

In Texas, right now, a voter registration card is free. No one pays a thing in order to vote. That all has to stop, these people say. The voters should pay money in order to vote. And if they don’t want to pay this money, or can’t for some reason, then they don’t get to vote.

And that changes the profile of the average voter in Texas. It lightens the average Texas voter’s skin color, for one thing. And maybe it reddens the average Texas voter’s politics.

Texans want to see your papers. Apparently the desire transcends from the voting booth to the grave. Now it appears that in death you will still need to carry your papers. They’re trying to make it a law that all corpses buried in Texas will have their IDs on them. A headstone isn’t enough, they say, because what if there’s a hurricane?

I tell you, Texans just want to see your papers.

Friday, April 10, 2009

What’s So Good About “Good Friday”?

I mean, really. Today it’s Good Friday. It’s a Christian holy day that for some reason also means that public schools, the New York Stock Exchange, the state of Indiana’s Bureau of Motor Vehicles, New Jersey’s state government offices, and all manner of other government-run institutions are closed.

Not that I’m complaining, but it is a head scratcher though to try and figure out a rhyme or reason for why some offices are closed and some are pretty much business as usual.

But that isn’t the only curious thing about Good Friday. I’ve always wondered why they call this particular Friday, the observation of the death of Jesus, “good.”

So naturally I googled it.

It seems no one really knows for sure where Good Friday got its odd name. Well that is par for the course for a religion that is nearly 2000 years old and with very hazy origins.

One line of thought is that Good Friday comes from God’s Friday or Gottes Freitag. That makes some sense. That jives with what I know about the etymology of “good-bye” which is a contraction of “God be with ye.”

And it makes sense in that all Fridays were considered holy in the early days of Christianity, with this one being special, being the Friday before Easter. The Friday of God.

But then there’s another school of thought that has it that Good Friday comes from good as in “holy.” The Christian Bible is sometimes referred to as the Good Book and the thought is that this phrase and Good Friday have the same origins from German. That is, originating from the German words Gute Freitag, where gute is a word for “holy.”

So that makes sense, too.

All of this just underscores what an odd language we have. We have words of unknown (in these days) origin, words no one uses anymore, and words made from nonsense. Really it surprises me that as a nation we communicate so well with such an inadequate tool like the English language.

And conversely, it should come as no surprise that communication using the English language is the origin of most of our problems.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Wells Fargo Posts $3 Billion in Profits

In its first quarterly report for 2009, Wells Fargo and Company announced that it expects a net profit of $3 billion during this period, a $1 billion increase over the same period of time last year.

On this news, bank stocks all shot up and the Dow raced above 8000 to settle at 8083 for the day.

Now, none of these banks whose stock price got a boost have actually posted their earnings reports yet. Just Wells Fargo.

And this is the company that told the Obama Administration that it wasn’t going to need its TARP distribution of $25 billion, but had to take it anyway.

So my guess is that this was just another blip and some or all of these gains will evaporate next week (the NYSE is closed on Good Friday) as more banks come out with their quarterlies.

Still and all, during these times of one depressing bit of economic news after another (pun intended), this briefly brightened my day, and maybe really ticked off our Nay-saying Republican friends across the aisle whose entire national political game plan is invested in the failure of our economy.

And that brightens my day, too.

Video of State Rep Betty Brown Being an Ignorant Racist

A cameraman from Austin's KXAN was there in the committee room taking video of the day’s proceedings when State Rep. Betty Brown wandered down to the corner of Racist and Ignoramus in her angst over hard-to-pronounce Chinese names. An excerpt of the exchange between her and Voter ID Bill testifier Ramey Ko is now at You Tube

And here.

There is another enlightening exchange between her and Mr. Ko that hasn’t been in the media, one that doesn’t portray Brown’s vile racist tendencies, but does deal with her grasp of recent human history.

Here it is:

Brown: Is there a proof of any kind of . . . uh . . . identification proof in China in order to participate in an election? Or do you have . . .

Ko: Well there’s not a lot of elections in China (laughs).

(Committee room erupts in laughter)

Brown: Ah, I guess not. Touché.

Ouch, Betty. Ouch.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Happy Birkat Hachamah

No, seriously. Today is an anniversary of sorts. Not an annual anniversary (and yes, please excuse the redundancy) but rather today is a “bidecioctennial” celebration. The celebration of Birkat Hachamah, observed by Jews around the world as the anniversary of the sun’s sunrise position. The position in which it rose today.

The position it rises once every 28 years.

Today, according to The Talmud, the sun rose on the very first day that it could at the creation of the universe. That is, not on the first day because there was no Earth. And not on the second or third day either for that matter. But on the fourth day, when there was both a Sun and an Earth, the Sun rose on that day in the very same spot that it rose this morning.

And the Talmud tells us that it does that every 28 years.

Well doesn’t that beat all? From the New York Times:

“‘It is a milestone,’ Rabbi Metzger, now 43, said of the occasion, which occurs maybe three times in a lifetime. ‘It reflects the intergenerational passage of life.’ His father, Rabbi Alter Metzger, now 76, first participated in 1953, and his children will join in for the first time on Wednesday.”

“The service will be brief, Rabbi Joshua Metzger said — no more than half an hour. Wednesday also happens to be a busy day for Jews because Passover begins in the evening.”

Well now that’s true. Imagine having to go short on one religious celebration because it falls on the eve of yet another.

Let me try to relate to this as someone who still retains a residence in The South. This is sort of like going to one of those all-day NASCAR parties and then attending the races before or after, right?

Well, maybe not exactly.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

GM and Segway Team Up for Green Car

As seen this evening on Keith Olbermann’s “Countdown,” General Motors and Segway, the maker of that miraculous pedestrian transport, the Segway, have teamed up to produce an experimental prototype of a green electric two-seater vehicle (none could actually call it a car) that can attain a face-ripping 35 mph and go on one charge for a phenomenal 35 miles.

In Olbermann’s own words. If this is what GM is thinking about for its future products, “we . . . are . . . screwed.”

Do We Have a New “Dr. No” in Congress?

I get this email newsletter from Roll Call, a website by Congress.org. It’s called MegaVote. What I get are the votes on substantive issues by my two Republican Senators and my one Republican Congressman. I’ve mentioned one or two of these before, but today I paused to note that my Republican Congressman, Pete Olson, appears to have a stuck voting button.

I don’t think I have ever seen him cast a Yes vote yet.

But that could be an illusion, who knows.

Today, this is what the MegaVote message told me:

Recent House Votes:

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Generations Invigorating Volunteerism and Education (GIVE) Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=169&chamber=H&congress=1111
Vote Passed (274-149, 8 Not Voting)

The House agreed to the Senate amendments to this national service bill, sending it to the president.

Rep. Pete Olson voted
NO

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To amend the executive compensation provisions of the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=182&chamber=H&congress=1111
Vote Passed (247-171, 1 Present, 12 Not Voting)

On Wednesday, the House passed this bill intended to curb bonuses of executives at financial institutions that receive Troubled Asset Relief Program money.

Rep. Pete Olson voted
NO

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Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=187&chamber=H&congress=1111
Vote Passed (298-112, 21 Not Voting)

The House passed this bill that would give the FDA regulatory authority over tobacco, but would not allow the agency to ban cigarettes or other tobacco products.

Rep. Pete Olson voted
NO

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Congressional Budget for Fiscal Year 2010
http://capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/votes/?votenum=192&chamber=H&congress=1111
Vote Passed (233-196, 3 Not Voting)

The House passed their version of the national budget for fiscal year 2010.

Rep. Pete Olson voted
NO

Now I know that Rep. Olson is serving his first year with a Democratically controlled House, Senate, and Executive Branch, so you have to expect a lot of this. But smoking Congressman? You voted in favor of smoking?

Reasoning? Are you defending your constituents right to suicide by inhalation?

Guess who else voted NO on the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act? That’s right, “Dr. No” himself, Dr. Ron Paul.

Now I am starting to wonder if the Republicans in TX-22 have bit off a bit more conservatively than they can chew. Where on the spectrum do we place Pete Olson now that he has voted for cancer in Texas families?

Voter ID Bill Hogs the Headlines in the Texas Legislature Today

The Texas Voter ID bill, known as SB 362, filed by State Senator Troy Fraser (R – Horseshoe Bay) has finally made it to the state house for a hearing on the House’s Elections Committee.

Preventing the passage of this heinous attempt to disenfranchise key (Democratic) populations in the State Senate was a non-starter this year. Rules developed at the beginning of the legislative session made sure of that by engineering a rule to allow a mere majority vote for this particular matter only in order to bring it to the senate floor for a vote.

And with a 19-12 majority in the State Senate, Republicans had no problem passing this abomination right down party lines.

Now we are starting to see the same thing occur in the House. The House committee on Elections has a 5-4 Republican majority, and committee chairman Todd Smith (R-Euless) led a committee that formed a partisan skirmish line.

The committee, in hearing expert testimony, heard arguments that passage of the bill would, and wouldn’t affect whether a qualified voter would be discouraged from registering or voting at the polls.

Committee Chairman Todd Smith, throwing up his hands in a show of anti-bipartisanship, doubts that the bill would have any impact on voter turnout:

"My sense is that both sides are guilty of speculating [on voter turnout] without any substantial evidence to suggest this will have any meaningful impact on turnout one way or the other.”

In addition, according to the Dallas Morning News, Smith “took strong exception to Democratic arguments that there is no evidence of serious voter fraud in Texas. To bolster his case, he read through a litany of supposed voter fraud incidents – a few from Texas but most in other states.”

But I have to say, the real fun, and the prize for originality in crafting a political argument goes to Leo Berman (R - Tyler), who has an interesting and totally original take on why there are so few county DAs prosecuting cases of voter fraud in Texas. From the Austin American-Statesman:

There's so much fraud that even the district attorney or the attorney general won't prosecute it," Berman said. "If they did, they'd have to stop prosecuting murderers and rapists.

Darn it. I knew that’s why there were so many people out there who think there is rampant voter fraud in Texas. There is. There is so much out there that DAs can’t prosecute them for fear of letting off murderers, rapists and unrestrained criminal roofing contractors.

Come to think of it, that’s probably why no one has ever interviewed a space alien. There are so many out there that to interview any at all would sorely tax our tabloid reporters who are already beset in keeping up with the antics of Angelina and Brad, Madonna, Dr. Phil’s wife, and Bat Boy.

So, I don’t know, in the logic and reasoning category it seems to be a toss-up between State Rep. Berman and his main, and still living nearest competitor: Professor Irwin Corey.


Monday, April 06, 2009

Stimulus Money Coming To Texas

With their next paychecks, Texans will have more dollars coming their way as the payroll deduction provision of the Democratically passed “Making Work Pay” tax credit kicks in this month. Texans should see an extra 13 dollars every two weeks.

That’s $26 extra per month.

That’s $312 extra this year.

Thank you congressional Democrats and thank you President Obama.

Now to the rest of you who are looking at this mini-windfall with a jaundiced eye, looking at filthy lucre from filthy Democratic hands, and wondering why congress couldn’t have made this windfall go toward the corporations in lowering their taxes, or toward the truly rich who have the wherewithal to pass this benefit on to those of us who are less well-off, I have just this to say:

You know what to do.

Send your extra $26 every month to Corporate America. They’ll know what to do with it.

Wait, you don’t have an address? Here let me help.

Andrew N. Liveris
Chairman, President and CEO
Dow Chemical Corporation
2030 Dow Center
Midland
, MI 48674

Rex W. Tillerson
Chairman and CEO
Exxon Mobil Corporation
5959 Las Colinas Blvd.

Irving
, TX 75039-2298

Edward M. Liddy
Chairman and CEO
American International Group, Inc.
70 Pine St
.
New York
, NY 10270

I could go on and on. There are tons and tons of deserving corporate executives that you can donate that filthy lucre that Barack Obama and the Democrats are sending to you. But you get the picture, don’t you.

Be sure and deduct the 42 cent stamp it is going to take to mail your monthly checks to these deserving gentlemen. And I’m sure that if there are enough of you out there, they will arrange a way to get the funds from you via some sort of payroll deduction plan.

That way they can keep the 42 cents.

The Wallace Line: Private Funding Sought for Science Center

Not that you didn’t hear about this before . . .

I hate to say it. I really do. No, really I hate to say this thing that I hate to say. The thing that nobody wanted to listen to me about. The thing that . . . oh H-E-double-hockey-sticks . . . I was RIGHT as RAIN about.

In this afternoon’s FortBendNow, out comes David Wallace with the bombshell that I thought would have been delivered in about, oh . . .say, three weeks from now.

“We have had talks with private businesses and institutions that have expressed interest in the possibilities of forming collaborative partnerships to help fund the center. If we could move in that direction, we believe the center could be funded without any need to raise taxes, or take away resources already allocated for other district purposes.”

So let me translate.

In order to fund the construction of the proposed Fort Bend ISD Global Science and Technology Center, the district is looking for external sources and “collaborative partnerships.” That is, the plan is that no public funds will be involved in the construction of this center. No money to buy copy paper, no money to buy textbooks will be used to fund this “Taj Mahal.”

Gee, no kidding.

So my read of Ms. Bhuchar’s comments and cautions to her opponent had some degree of validity after all.

Why, a reader wrote in the comments section to the blog posting in question, would the district construct a “sales pitch” to the public if they already had the funds lined up?

Why indeed. Maybe they didn’t, and the feasibility study was conducted to find out if they would have it. Or maybe the “red herring” was well-played. Who knows what the truth is.

One thing is for sure, with this announcement coming out one month before Election Day rather than one week before, we will all now get to witness how or whether there is a realignment in argument. My question, asked in the previous blog is still timely:

“My question, then, is this: if the funding is found, and the Global Science and Technology Center is planned and built with this private sector funding, is there any further objection to the project? Private sector funds in this case would never be used to buy textbooks, copier paper, or pay salaries of teachers. These funds are donated with the express purpose of seeing this thing gets done.”

So the question remains: is there any further objection to the project?

And if there are now new objections to the project, where were they before?

Are we willing to look a gift horse in the mouth? Even if the gift horse will have to be called the Taj MaSchlumberger? The Fluorapalooza?

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Things Not To Be in Iraq

Among a long list of things not to be in Iraq, you can add “gay.”

Mainly, though, it all comes under the main thing not to be in Iraq, and that thing is “there.”

Mainly, you don’t want to be there.

A report came wafting through the air today from my television, tuned today to CNN. Apparently over the past few days, 6 men have been killed in Iraq. Killed for the crime of being gay.

From CNN:

“Six gay men were shot dead by members of their tribe in two separate incidents in the past 10 days, an official with Iraq's Interior ministry said.”

“In the most recent attack, two men were killed Thursday in Sadr City area of Baghdad after they were disowned by relatives, the official said.”

“The shootings came after a tribal meeting was held and the members decided to go after the victims.”

"On March 26, four additional men were fatally shot in the same city, the official said, adding that the victims had also been disowned by their relatives.”

What made me cringe was the CNN reporter, whose name escapes me right now, used the anti-gay codewords in his report: “sexual preference.”

As if these guys had a choice.

A preference.

The argument of evangelical Christians, and I guess Muslims, the world around is that gay love, antithetical to either religion, is an option much like how you choose a religion, a career or your favorite brand of ice cream.

If it hasn’t been completely obvious that this just isn’t true, maybe this reporting will be convincing evidence that a gay lifestyle is not a choice, it is as central to a person’s being as hair color. Because in Iraq, being gay has some fairly lethal consequences.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Nineteen is Enough Says State Senator Uresti

This past week SB 1049 was voted out of the Texas Senate’s Health and Human Services Committee with a vote of 9 Ayes and 0 Nos. The bill, authored by State Senator Carlos Uresti, and co-authored by John Carona, Chuy Hinojosa, Joan Huffman and Jane Nelson, changes Section 161.081 of the states Health and Safety Code by crossing out the number 18, and replacing it with the number 19.

The bill would raise the legal age to buy tobacco products in the state of Texas by one year.

Senator Uresti, in filing the bill last February, had this to say:

“SB 1049 will remove the opportunity for underage tobacco consumption by raising the tobacco purchasing age to 19. Studies from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention indicate that sixty percent of teen smokers get their cigarettes from older friends and siblings. There are many high school students who are legally able to purchase tobacco products, and these students are in a position to provide tobacco products to their underage peers in school.”

“Ninety percent of all adult smokers begin smoking while they are in their teens. Studies indicate that the longer we keep teens from smoking, the fewer adult smokers we will have in the future. This bill is good public health policy, and it is an excellent health promotion tool for our youth”

Senator Uresti noted that tobacco-related illnesses contribute to $5.83 billion dollars in Texas health care costs per year, and $1.6 billion of those costs are borne by the State's Medicaid system.

One argument against this legislation has surfaced. That an 18-year old who is old enough to fight and die in war, should be old enough to poison him- or herself by intentionally inhaling carcinogens.

Phillip Morris, which has a stake in getting American teens hooked on their product, has kept mum about this, probably because they are too busy getting millions of others addicted to their product in Asia.

Uresti et al. have taken a good first step toward ending the disease of tobacco addiction in our time, but unfortunately this bill does not go far enough.

I have a modest suggestion. To this number, 19, add another number. Add another “1.” Let’s call a spade a spade, huh? This is an addictive material that is ultimately lethal. There is no sane reason to take up the habit.

Uresti’s reasoning runs that if the state can prevent an 18 year old from buying tobacco for yet another year, their brains will mature enough so that fewer of them will ultimately make the wrong health and lifestyle choice.

I say add a “1.” Make it legal for 119 year-old people to buy tobacco products.

Heck, if they lived that long, they deserve to treat themselves to a little suicidal behavior now and then, don’t they?

Friday, April 03, 2009

At the FBEF Candidates Forum

Rather than rattle off a first impression of the Fort Bend Board of Trustees candidate’s forum yesterday evening, I decided to place the pot on the back burner and turn it on to “low.”

Mainly because I have never, in my short history of school board candidate forum attendance, come away from one of these things so conflicted.

Can we have another box to check on the ballot?

One that says “None of the above?”

First, two of the five candidates did not show up. Nor did they submit answers to the nine questions formulated by the Fort Bend Employee Federation (aka “The Teacher’s Union”). One of these, I did expect. Sonal Bhuchar offered that she had an early flight, or some such thing, on the following morning, thus preventing her from attending the meeting.

Or submitting written answers to the 9 questions.

As president of the BOT, maybe she should have taken this a little more seriously. But given the election results last time she was up for election, where she took the field with 39.8% of the vote, leading her closest competitor (there were 3 of them) by 1147 votes (a full 10% of the total vote) maybe she feels safe as an incumbent, board president, and, as Carlos Cain referred to her (time and time again), as the official seal of approval on the Fort Bend ISD Bend ISD Board of Trustees (that is, he called her a “rubber stamp”).

All of that, and her public indecisiveness on the funding and construction of the proposed Global Science and Technology Center, aka “The Taj Mahal” should help voters decide her case right promptly.

I was a little surprised that Rodrigo Carreon was a no-show. He always shows up to anything. But given the explanation seen here, I can see his point. Less than 24 hours notice to construct positions on these 9 questions is a little bit much to take. Not that he doesn’t have positions on all of these points. From past elections, if I’m not wrong, he has answered some of these questions before. Not that it garnered him a teacher’s union endorsement. It didn’t. My thinking is that given the choice between sitting down at home the night before last and writing his answers down . . . again . . . and maybe having some food and beverages at his buddy’s Texas Hold ‘Em party, maybe he opted for the latter.

But three candidates did show up.

Marilyn Glover came off as a bit of a surprise. Ms. Glover had to sit up straight in order to be seen sitting at the candidates’ table. She characterized herself as “small, but a bulldog.” The other surprise, one that gave me pause, was that Ms. Glover’s husband, who was sitting in the front row at the meeting, piped up and offered his take on a question posed to his wife.

One final surprise is that she didn’t seem to have as good a grasp of the duties of a BOT member as I thought she would. As a Republican precinct chair, we know her politics. And as an HR manager we know her background. And it was she, of the three candidates, who seemed to know what it was behind the Union-generated question referencing to whether she would vote to allow FBISD employees to “meet and confer” with administration on matters of policy and procedures.

This question was “The Union Test.” She failed.

“I have always met with management directly because I felt I was best at explaining and asking questions about my situation.”

Black ball to Glover.

Not to mention the fact that Glover declined to express an opinion on construction of the Science Center, citing a lack of direct knowledge other than “what I have read in the newspaper”. My guess is that this issue by itself will mobilize a few thousand to go to the polls, something that has not escaped the notice of her opponent, Bruce Albright, or Sonal Bhuchar’s opponent, Carlos Cain.

Bringing me to the Dueling Duo, Cain and Albright.

Cain, having no one to fence with, did so anyway, calling his absent opponent a “rubber stamp” on the board. His final comment, the comment of the evening, was a comment on his qualifications as a trustee. “The person I am running against is the most qualified,” declared Cain. Qualified as the board’s “rubber stamp.”

Cain was folksy, tended to lapse into anecdotes, and his quiet demeanor belied his tendency to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS, at least when he writes things down. Albright spoke lots, but when he did, all you had to do was glance down at his answers to the 9 union questions distributed to the members of the audience – he read from that. When asked the more impromptu questions from the floor, you got a better feel for his grasp of the topics. Basically, I guess you could say it was hit or miss. Sometimes dead on, sometimes he missed the point of the questioner.

Cain came off as the scrappy one. In reference to the board’s 90 million dollar “Fund Balance,” Cain responded, “I am the one that actually discovered this ‘Slush Fund’ while facing off with FBISD in during the 2007 Bond Referendum. This fund balance is actually money from the 2003 Bond Referendum that was never used.”

No one bothered to take issue with this. The fact that some of the 2003 bond issue projects have yet to be completed, or paid for, did not come up. It didn’t have to. Clearly, if the voters want to elect a scrappy guy to the Board of Trustees, Cain is their man.

As a candidate, Albright was alright. And of the three on the stage, I lean toward this guy the most as someone I’d like to see on the board. I think, however, that personally speaking, the jury is still out. There is no incumbent on the current board that I would really and truly like to see sent packing. Not like last time or the time before last.

Of the three, I do have one un-recommendation. Give Glover a pass. She opposes union reps at campuses, and won’t even divulge her concerns on the burning issue of the day.

Besides, the last thing we need is another HR manager in high places.

Oh, and Dunn, "vye" is spelled "vie."

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Fort Bend Employees Federation Holds Candidates Forum Tonight

I heard about this some time back, but when in the run-up to today I heard nothing further, and assumed that the Fort Bend Employees Federation, aka the Teacher’s Union, had postponed or cancelled.

Nothing like that occurred. Today we see in FortBendNow that the candidates forum will be held as scheduled.

Where: Sugar Land Marriott. [map] (Just go in the lobby area and look for a bunch of people going into a meeting room. That will be it unless there’s also a meeting for someone’s make money at home scheme or something like that. Choose the meeting with the grim-faced people going in. The happy people with money hanging out of their pockets are going to the Ponzi Scheme meeting).

When: 7 PM April 2nd, 2009 (they say it will go for 2 hours)

Nothing has been announced about which candidates will show up. It varies. Some candidates for school board opt out of this meeting because the last thing they want to do is address a bunch of people interested in education (they usually have a “time conflict” for an excuse).

I’d be interested in going just to see if Carlos Cain TALKS LIKE HE WRITES.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

New York’s CD-20: A Toss-Up Salad

Well with an off-off year congressional special election in New York, America in a deep recession, and a new Democratic government in start up mode, the mood is just right for the spin doctors to come out a-whirling and a-twirling.

Especially if we have another toss-up election as our main course today.

In the days running up to the special election in New York’s CD-20, the Washington Post was reporting a statistical dead heat in the polling.

And now, with the polls closed in New York, that is exactly what we have on our hands.

Again.

The Democratic and Republican spin doctors are all out there pointing out how this is a vindication for Barack Obama’s program, or how this is an early indication that the country is turning against the Obama plan for economic recovery.

I have a spin as well, but before we go there, I need to lay some groundwork.

First, if CD-20 sounds oddly familiar, it should be if you read this blog regularly, as six of you do, or read about congressional scandal in general. CD-20 was in this blog last year with speculation that former the New York CD-20 congressman, Republican John Sweeney, was being tapped to sing like a canary over his dealings with my former congressman’s dealings with judged and jailed former lobbyist Jack Abramoff. It was in the news in 2006 as well, because he was narrowly defeated by moderate Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand, mainly because of his various and newsworthy encounters with the law.

By tradition, New York’s 20th congressional district is Republican leaning. Gillibrand, a moderate Democrat, was able to be elected by a 53% to 47% margin, ostensibly because of the incredibly bad press that the congressman got that year.

But after Senator Hillary Clinton was confirmed as the new SecState, Gillibrand was tapped to take her place by New York’s Governor Patterson, throwing an open seat out to be filled in a special election, an open seat in a Republican leaning district.

An opportunity, some say, for Republicans to start their long fingernail-scraping crawl out of the hole they have dug themselves into.

So now we have a toss-up. At the end of the day, the Democratic candidate, businessman/entrepreneur Scott Murphy had a 65 vote lead over the Republican, State Assemblyman John Tedesco.

With over 10,000 absentee votes to count, the race is anyone’s.

Not if you ask the Democrats, however. Democrats have Murphy winning by 210 votes, using statistics and models of the voter trends in the counties covered by CD 20.

Not if you ask the Republicans, however. Republicans cite a “Republican advantage among the absentee and military ballots that exceed the current Murphy lead”. This, advantage, they say, is not statistical, but based on “raw data.”

Raw data? The only raw data I know of are the ballots themselves, which have not been counted.

All of that notwithstanding, this has not prevented the Republican spin machine to show this race as the American electorate’s negative judgment on the performance of the Obama Administration (which, polls show, has a 66% voter approval these days). A district that went to a Democrat by 6% in 2006 is being retaken by a Republican in a squeaker. That, they say, is a definitive trend.

Whatever.

What it is, is a statistical toss-up. Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com fame not only predicted the toss-up, but his numbers show that New York CD 20 is a “Republican +2” district between the 2004 and 2008 elections.

Republican leaning.

But, Silver continues, a “Republican +2” district in a Democrat-advantage year, like 2008, predicts a toss-up election. Indeed of the 11 R +2 congressional district races in 2008, 5 went to Democrats, and 6 went to Republicans.

So the nonsense will continue to be spun until April 15th when the final vote will be certified with the counting of the absentee ballots.

What happens after that, we will see what we will see. But what do you suppose the odds are that should Tedesco lose narrowly, the Republicans will go to court?

It is, after all, their standard operating procedure in these days when they just can’t buy an election any more.