That’s $26 extra per month.
That’s $312 extra this year.
Thank you congressional Democrats and thank you President Obama.
Now to the rest of you who are looking at this mini-windfall with a jaundiced eye, looking at filthy lucre from filthy Democratic hands, and wondering why congress couldn’t have made this windfall go toward the corporations in lowering their taxes, or toward the truly rich who have the wherewithal to pass this benefit on to those of us who are less well-off, I have just this to say:
You know what to do.
Send your extra $26 every month to Corporate America. They’ll know what to do with it.
Wait, you don’t have an address? Here let me help.
Chairman, President and CEO
Dow Chemical Corporation
5959 Las Colinas Blvd.
American International Group, Inc.
70 Pine St
I could go on and on. There are tons and tons of deserving corporate executives that you can donate that filthy lucre that Barack Obama and the Democrats are sending to you. But you get the picture, don’t you.
Be sure and deduct the 42 cent stamp it is going to take to mail your monthly checks to these deserving gentlemen. And I’m sure that if there are enough of you out there, they will arrange a way to get the funds from you via some sort of payroll deduction plan.
That way they can keep the 42 cents.