In honor of the three Somali pirates that will soon be contributing their organic matter to the cosmic compost pile, I will post what are, in my opinion, the three worst pirate jokes ever created:
What's a pirate's favorite food?
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A pirate walks into a bar with a big wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says, "Did you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
The pirate says, “Aaarrr matey, it's driving me nuts.”