Then I stole it.
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| Teabagger | Paleocon | Corporate Con | Neocon | Theocon | Libertarian | |
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| Archetype | Sarah Palin | Pat Buchanan | Mitt Romney | Bill Kristol | Pat Robertson | Ron Paul |
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| Purpose of Government | Hands off my Medicare! | Stop change | Make me money, bail me out | Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran... | Impose my god on everyone else | None |
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| In one word | Crazy | Paranoid | Greedy | Bloodthirsty | Zealot | Me! |
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| Obama | Dictator | Communist | Socialist | Appeaser | Infidel | Tyrant |
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| Biggest ally | Theocon | Libertarian | Neocon | Theocon | Neocon | Teabagger |
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| Biggest rival | Corporate Con | Neocon | Teabagger | Paleocon | Corporate Con | Corporate Con |
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| Pet concern | Taxes | Communists | Regulators | Empire | Legislating god | No laws |
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| Immigration | Deport | Deport | Cheap labor! | Terrorists | Embrace | Bring 'em |
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| International | Don't care | Isolationist | Is there oil? | Bomb already! | Spark the rapture! | Make trade, not war |
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| Guns | Fight gov't tyranny! | Red Dawn! | Ick! | Bigger! | For shooting doctors | The more, the merrier |
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| Abortion | Ban it! | Bomb the clinic! | Who cares? | I'll pretend to care | Shoot the doctor! | Not my problem |
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| Corporatism | Anti. In theory | Anti. In theory | Raison d'être | Gotta build bombs | Whatever | Über alles! |
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| Race | We've got Herman Cain! | Whites Only | Moochers | Target practice | Obama is Atheist Muslim | No racial entitlements |
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| Taxes | None! | None! | None! | Free wars! | Outsource to Norquist | Worse than Hitler |
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| Gays | Ick | No special rights! | ixnay on the igotrybay | Who? | Sodom and Gomorrah | Who cares? |
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