Navy Seals Grease Somali Pirates: Arrrrrr

In another Easter miracle, trained snipers aboard the USS Bainbridge ended the ordeal of Captain Richard Phillips, taken hostage by a small group of Somali pirates, by introducing high velocity projectiles to their exploding flesh.

In honor of the three Somali pirates that will soon be contributing their organic matter to the cosmic compost pile, I will post what are, in my opinion, the three worst pirate jokes ever created:

What's a pirate's favorite food?
Arrrrrtichokes.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.

A pirate walks into a bar with a big wheel stuffed down his pants. The bartender says, "Did you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
The pirate says, “Aaarrr matey, it's driving me nuts.”