Beginning this month Texans, who are offered a vast array of choices for their license plate backgrounds, will have one more choice, and it is a doozey.
Or as they say here, Camo. Or as they spell at Texas DMV’s MyPlates website, Cammo.
Get it? Camoflauge? Ammunition?
Yes, Bubba, for a mere $30 per year you too can render your car indistinguishable from the surrounding environment. Invisible to all but radar. You can buy this little beauty and stick it on your F-150.
Or for only $3 more per year, you can pick a 3-letter 2-number message, like this one.
I suggest the message DEM187. 187, you know, stands for the criminal code section number covering murder.
Way to go,