Sunday, June 30, 2013

TEAbaggers Are KochFul

Oh man, there is a slugfest a-fixin’ta brew in Austin this next week.
Rick Perry, who is the governor of Texas, much to the chagrin of everyone who remembers how he couldn’t remember, on the national stage, which 3 federal departments he wanted to dissolve, has called a 2nd “emergency session” of the legislature, having found that his minions could not produce the heart of his desire: the total submission of Texas women to the will of his Evangelical Christian brethren - total acceptance of the relinquishment of their constitutional rights (federally guaranteed), a submission which has been denied them by State Senator, and soon-to-be governor-elect Wendy Davis and her aiders and abettors.
So the call has been issued to the Armies of Koch: Let us deny them their 1st Amendment rights. And hopefully, because they are spouting the philosophy of Mahatma Gandhi, the father of nonviolent civil disobedience, they will leave their Nines and ARs at home.
These armies, formed and funded by the Koch Brothers billionaires new fathers of the TEAbagger Movement, hope to disrupt the throngs who are “fixinta assemble peaceably” on the steps of the Texas legislature on Monday in opposition to those who brought an end to SB 5 when it became clear that the Texas Senate was bound and determined to pass a law while in the process of throwing out the rules of Texas Senate Procedures.
An act that is currently under review by the defunded (by act of Governor Perry) Political Integrity Unit of Travis County.
I can’t make this stuff up. It’s all true.
Unimaginably, in the 21st Century, this is all true.
I can't be there, but would if I could. I am there in spirit. '
Pink tennis and all.

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