Sunday, August 09, 2009

David Vitter May Face a Primary Opponent

The word is hitting the streets that Louisiana Senator David Vitter, renowned for his womanizing habits despite his marriage to Wendy, mother of his 4 children, may just face a primary opponent in his bid to get re-elected to his seat next year.

Vitter, who is notorious in his sponsorship, along with Larry “Wide Stance” Craig, of the Federal Marriage Act a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, will have an opponent whose professional name is Stormy Daniels.

There is even a “Draft Stormy” website.

Her real name, according to Wikipedia, is Stephanie Clifford.

And yes, Stormy Daniels, as her stage name implies, is a stripper turned porn star.

Putting her in good company in the US Senate.

There are a couple of snags, though. One is that according to a recent arrest record, she currently lives in Tampa, Florida. So like Tom DeLay’ dubious residency claim, she will have to be a resident of Louisiana on Election Day.

The other is that late last month her campaign manager was targeted in a car bomb attack in downtown New Orleans while he and his wife were taking a walk nearby.

And that’s just wrong.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Her campaign manager was targeted in a car bomb attack in downtown New Orleans while he and his wife were taking a walk nearby."

In response to the above quote: This sounds ominous and familiar like in the Pelican Brief, and if memory serves me correctly, likewise in the Pelican Brief, from Louisiana grew the roots of the perpetrator.

Hal said...

I am not actually willing to go there. The situation is complicated. While Vitter's supporters are up on the list of suspects, there are far more with impetus than Vitter supporters. Like just about anyone who is crazed. Easy to find these days.

Vitter needs to denounce this, however. Something he has not done.

Anonymous said...

I heard it was the same people behind the Vince Foster "suicide."

Hal said...

Yeah, Anon. The very same people who are hiding the fact that UFOs have been visiting Earth since 1947.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious half?