Thursday, August 02, 2012

Reason Number 742 Why We Need a Border Wall

Once you let one in, others will follow as they say. Texas shares the longest international border with Mexico, and Texans are among the most vocal opponents to illegal border crossings as a net result.

And now their worst fears have come to fruition.

Taking a cue from its Homo sapiens compadres, El Oso Negro has boldly and brashly crossed the Rio Grande in southwest Texas and has taken up residence near the Big Bend National Park.

And not only that, this illegal immigrant black bear is grabbing hold of local resources that local Texans can use and keeping them to itself. This illegal alien bear has been caught on camera stealing American resources out of the mouths of American (and Texan) babies. See for yourself.

See? The bear is shamelessly gorging on the delectable fruit of the prickly pear cactus.

I was wondering why all of our prickly pear cactus fruit is disappearing from the shelves of my local grocery store, and now I have the answer: illegal ursine usurpation.

And I’ll bet Obama is going to let this continue unabated. And you know why? Well isn’t it obvious? Obama is black. The bear is black. Obama is always sticking up for blacks.

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