Mitt the “Chosen One” and His White Horse

The craziness just gets crazier as we pass into the weekend before the Presidential Election that seems to be a near sure thing to re-elect President Obama. I’ve just spent the past hour in fantasy land poring over one website that requests that all True Christians to “write in” the name “Jesus” in the ballot position for President of the United States.

 

No mention of who is to be the Vice President, but then there are three of Him, right?

All of this craziness because Mitt Romney is a member of a true American cult – the Mormons.

And from there I read about the Mormon “White Horse Doctrine,” something I knew about, but what I didn’t know was that Romney’s peers in college called him “The Chosen One.” That is, the one who would save the United States Constitution as it hung by a thread as thin as silk, as prophesied by Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Latter Day Saints.

Romney, it seems, as seen by some of his college brethren, is to save the country, and most importantly, our constitution which is endangered as in no other time in our history.

Which, by the way, is not too far off the mark. Voter ID laws in many states, and the anti-voter turnout efforts now ongoing in Florida and Ohio are attacking our number one constitutional right, the right to vote in free and fair elections. Really, cutting back on the number of early voting days is nothing more than an effort to deny the vote to Democrats, who vote early more than Republicans do.

So yes, our constitution is under attack by a scurrilous group of anti-American usurpers who thirst only for power. And Mitt Romney, “The Chosen One” the White Horse of Mormon theocracy, is the leader of the party committing this crime on our democratic process.

You like irony? If, so enjoy this story which drips of it.